Recently, Siren visited Japan to attend TIFF. We met some great people, found some great anime (watch this space), and generally had a swell ol' time. It was, however, all usurped by the hilarity and enlightenment inherent to the television commercial below which we were lucky enough - nay, CHOSEN - to view. The formula is simple: one inane novelty item, one curious primate. Minimalist advertising perfected. Behold: CHOKEN BAKO...